Sunday, December 13, 2009

Dear Microsoft, Thanks for the customer. Love, Comcast

I am perpetually ready to get rid of cable but have, as of yet, been unable to convince myself to wave goodbye to it. It’s fifty bucks a month for something I barely use. My best bet would be the summer months, when I convince myself I will watch Rockies games starting any day now, but never do. In the winter I want it to watch the NBA. I don’t really watch that many Nuggets games, to be honest, but I really like to be able to and find it worth paying for the all the other channels I’ll never turn to. But I’ve felt like I should ditch it, because I barely watch TV, and almost all the shows I do watch (House, The Office, etc.) are on networks anyway.

The problem with cable (or satellite or whatever) is that everything that people try to use to convince me to like it more just costs me more. Like, oh, HD: you have to get HD, it’s so much better. I’m sure that’s true, and I already have an HDTV (albeit one of the cheapest ever made), but I don’t quite see how spending more is a solution. Or I could buy some extra sports package, and then I could watch all of CU’s football games, even the ones that take place a few miles from my apartment. No thanks.

The biggest gotta-have-it TV supplement, of course, is the DVR. Everyone who has a TiVo or one of its competitors will die before they stop trying to convince you to get one. Why, I don’t know. Yes, it’s cool technology. Yes, it frees you up to watch a show you love at a more convenient time. And yes, it turns you into a whiny fool who’s terrified of spoilers and always wants to talk about shows you love, just not the last three episodes, which you haven’t seen yet. (This was particularly annoying when I started watching 24 again last year, which a bunch of my friends watch, but never keep up on. Why did they want me to watch it in the first place?) Anyway, DVRs are pretty awesome, but are they worth the hype?

I had to find out for myself, which was easier and possibly cheaper than you’d expect. One of the coolest but least-known new features of Windows 7 (named for John Elway) is that almost every version comes with software for recording TV. The software, called Windows Media Center, has been around for a while, but it comes with every version of Windows 7 from Home Premium on up, including business editions (which means it's on almost every PC but netbooks now). It’s a totally killer feature.

You also need hardware to record TV, in the form of a TV tuner. I bought an ASUS card that I had to install in my computer, but you can also buy a USB tuner. Putting the card in was the hardest part, and even that was pretty easy. After that I opened Windows Media Center. It found the tuner, asked for my zip code and cable company, and spent a few minutes configuring itself. That was it. Crazy easy.

So now I record, pause, and all that other stuff you’d do with a DVR on my computer. I love it, and I highly recommend it.

There’s just one problem. If you’re recording TV on your computer, you have to watch TV on your computer, right? Not exactly. You’ve got a few options.

1. Yes, watching it on your PC is one of them. My TV’s only two inches bigger than my monitor so this ain’t bad at all. What’s also nice is that I can watch it in a window on my PC while I do other stuff, which is great for blogging about sports.

2. You can plug your computer into your TV.

3. You can stream Media Center stuff from your computer over a network to what’s called a Media Center Extender, which plugs into your TV. I probably never would’ve considered buying one of these, except that one of them plays Halo: the Xbox 360. What’s cool about Extenders is that they replicate the PC experience on your TV, which means they have the exact same menus, so it’s easy to switch between the two. Once you know one, you know them both, and the Media Center menus are simple and designed to be used with a remote anyway. Also, if I start something on my computer and pause it, and resume it later on my Xbox, it’ll pick up right where I left off, and vice versa.

4. You can also stream Media Center TV recordings to a PlayStation 3. This is less optimal because the PS3 can read and play the file, but isn’t going to stay in sync with your computer. On the other hand, with built-in WiFi, which the 360 lacks, you can put a PS3 wherever you have a TV and still get stuff to it if you have a wireless network.

5. The Zune software will transcode TV recordings and let you put them on a Zune. If I was taking the bullet train every day I think I’d be watching my TV almost exclusively on a Zune. (It’s probably possible to convert the videos for an iPod, but I haven’t really looked into this.)

I’ve tried 1, 3, and 4, and they all work great. Actually, number three is surprisingly awesome. Cable has always looked kinda bad on my Insignia-brand TV, which apparently has a really low-quality tuner. Now if I record TV on my PC and stream it through network cables and a router to my Xbox 360, which then sends it to my TV, it looks way better than a cable line straight into my TV ever did. Seriously. The colors, etc., have always looked okay, but things like the score display during a game have always been fuzzy. Now it’s a lot more sharp. Weird, I know.

Recording TV on my computer works great. It’s made my PC, my Xbox, my TV, and my cable subscription all better. The funny thing is, Microsoft doesn’t get a dime from me (other than what I paid for Windows). Whoever’s providing the program guide for Windows Media Center is doing it for free, so while I had to pay a bit upfront for the tuner, I’ll never have to pay for it again. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

Monday, November 16, 2009

I could throw my Xbox through a friggin' window right now

AS SEEN ON HPS: Friday I picked up the exceptional Call of Duty 6, a.k.a. Modern Warfare 2, for the Xbox 360 on the way home from work. I brought it home, put it in the Xbox...and it didn’t work. Tried it again, it didn’t work. Tried it again, it didn’t work. You get the picture.

Since I picked up Tiger 10 my Xbox has had a progressively harder time reading discs, to the point that I considered buying MW2 for the PlayStation 3, which is a well-made not-piece-of-crap. Also, it's quieter. Also, playing online is free. But most of my friends have Xboxes, and Xbox Live is just so good that I had to get it for Xbox. (And though I used to devote hours to the pursuit, I have a hard time just playing games by myself these days.)

Anyway, after several reboots, wiping down the brand-new disc (which didn't make any sense but hey, the machine told me to) and quickly slamming the drive door shut, the thing finally loaded, and I played some coop missions for a few hours. They're so awesome. The snowmobile races are sweet, but overall, the game just has this great intense pacing. It's so much fun. The first Modern Warfare was outstanding but I love this one quite a bit more.

My Internet has also been out for most of the weekend, so when I tried to play again Saturday night, I was already resigned to single player. It took even longer this time to get the stupid game to load, and several times it got to the initial Infinity Ward logo, which is progress, before quitting back to the dashboard anyway. It's obnoxious. I stuck with it because the game is that awesome, but come on. I mean, my Xbox has already been in for repairs once; why does something so awesome have to suck so badly?

A friend asked me over the weekend which is better, the Xbox or the PS3, and let me say: the PlayStation 3 hardware is so much better, it's not even funny. Not that it's all that superior graphically or anything; it just doesn't break constantly. Unfortunately, you can't play Halo on it. So you're kind of screwed either way. I just checked online and Microsoft is willing to fix my DVD drive for a mere $99.99, which is awful. The alternative is to drop $200 on a replacement. I'll probably try to fix it and then drop two bills on a new one.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

I gotta say it now, better loud than too late

Pearl Jam’s ninth album, Backspacer, has been out for a month now but seems to get better every day. It’s a little under thirty-seven minutes of the band at its best.

Turns out the abbreviated running time, my biggest concern before hearing it, is a huge plus. The constraint seems to focus their efforts into a tight and wonderful whole. As on their last album, the entire disc feels coherent, but in this case it feels especially complete, too.

I love the energy of the album, which really takes on two tones: the sharp defiant rock of the first four songs, and the thoughtful persistence that starts with “Just Breathe”. Somehow the two styles complement one another: if you start cranking the first few songs, you won’t feel the need to turn it down when you hit the slower stuff, but if you jump straight into the second half, the same songs somehow feel much calmer. Personally I think I love the second half a little bit more. “Unthought Known” and “Speed of Sound” are the two songs with the highest play counts in my iTunes, if you don’t count “The Fixer”, which I got before the album came out. I really like “Amongst the Waves”, too.

The other awesome part of any Pearl Jam album is hearing it live. I missed their concerts (they finish their U.S. tour in Philly this week) but picked up the CDs of their first night in Seattle. It’s predictably incredible. You can catch a lot of it on YouTube. Really (music starts just before two minutes in). This album is great and I want to listen to it more the more I listen to it. People mock me some times for loving such an old band, but Backspacer proves Pearl Jam is as good as ever.

Why Transformers 2 was so horrible (Spoiler Alert!)

I’ve had two conversations lately about Transformers 2, easily the worst Transformers movie since the animated original. The DVD just came out and one of my friends saw it, and the other discussion took place when a girl complimented my Autobots T-shirt the other day. That’s right, baby! Instead of proposing, I launched into this diatribe.

Transformers: The Movie, not to be confused with Transformers, was the animated film that, in 1986, destroyed my childhood. Why? Because they killed all the freaking Autobots to make way for a new line of toys. (They killed a bunch of Decepticons, too, but honestly, who cares? The Decepticon logo is cool. The concept of Decepticons is cool. But they’re either whiny (Starscream), weak leaders (Megatron) or really unoriginal (Thundercracker, Skywarp, etc.). Soundwave is awesome and I still try to do his voice, but overall it’s a weak crop.)

Anyway, the worst death was Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots and a red-white-and-blue symbol of all that was good in the Cold War ’80s. Optimus Prime was like the John Elway of my childhood. Actually John Elway was the John Elway of my childhood, so call him more of a Robot John Elway, which sounds awesome and like he could probably play forever. Like I was saying, anyway, they just up and killed Prime and broke my heart but good. Well, actually it didn’t break my heart at all, I just thought it made the movie suck. When you’re a kid, no one cares if you spoil the movie, and by the time we got around to renting it I already knew a) Optimus was gonna die and b) Ultra Magnus was gonna cuss. But why kill O-Prime? He’s the hero. Does Peter Parker die during the opening scene of Spider-Man 3? Lots of people in my generation look back on this movie fondly and all of them are, without exception, complete idiots. The movie’s garbage, I hate the kids’ movie storyline about some brash young pup (Hot Rod) becoming the next leader, and anyone who disagrees with me is a communist.

Well, I’m already tired of building up to this pile of suck, so for those of you I warned never to see 2, here’s the problem with it: they killed Optimus again. Seriously. Halfway through the movie he finds himself in a huge forest battle with a bunch of Decepticons, and he’s rocking, and beating the crap out of evil space robots left and right. And then one of them stabs him through the back and he’s dead. That’s it.

Well, that’s not it, because they keep dropping hints that only a Prime can defeat this enemy, and for some reason they keep alluding to the location of Optimus’ body, and eventually you’re like, hmmm, I wonder if he comes back to life. Well, I’d really love to spoil it for you, and he does come back. Stupid! Stupid! Don’t make me sit there shaking in rage for several minutes, wondering how I could have been so foolish as to waste my money on a ticket.

Also, like how Mike Shanahan would script the first fifteen plays of any Broncos game, it feels like Michael Bay scripts the first fifteen minutes of the movie and then lets his cast of wunderkinds take over. There are tons of lame scenes and characters, but really the death of Optimus is all you need to know about to avoid this forever.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Notes on earlier posts

I thought it might be worth following up on a few things.

1. Microsoft’s browser ballot screen proposal still isn’t enough for Opera, who complained in July that having icons on the ballot screen (specifically Internet Explorer’s familiar blue “e”) would be too much of an advantage for Microsoft. That’s right, icons. They also suggested Microsoft offer the ballot screen (which is Europe-only) to Windows users across the world, which ain’t gonna happen.

I’m starting to think Microsoft bent over so far backwards just to show the world what a whiny bunch of babies their competition can be.

2. I said in my iPhone post that AT&T had not given me a discount on my first bill; I’ve since corrected the post, but it took me a while to get to it. They did give me my discount on the first month, it’s just that they also charged me an upgrade fee of eighteen bucks that I had no idea was coming. Oh, well. Just got another bill and it’s all good.

The one time I needed my phone to last a whole day, it let me down, running down to seven percent after 3:21 of usage. This was a day when my sister made a surprise visit to town and I drove down to my parents’ house late that evening. Something weird was going on because even while just listening to the iPod app that day I could practically watch the battery life drop in real time. (Seriously, every minute or two I’d look and a percentage point was gone.) Before that day and since that day it’s been fine, and overall despite my concerns the battery has been good enough, but I figured this warrants mentioning.

3. Microsoft told a reporter that the Zune HD will be the only model of Zune going forward. This means that the 16 and 32-gig models of the slick new touchscreen device will soon be the only options for Zune buyers, though the older models are still available while supplies last.

While I said I was looking forward to the Zune HD, I was also hoping to get a refreshed hard drive model. The current 120-gig Zune has a large 3.2-inch display and plenty of capacity. I figure if I’m ever going to spring for a music subscription, I’ll want as much space as I can get, right? Unfortunately I’m not blown away by the battery life (30 hours of music is solid, but four hours of video isn’t great). The iPod classic, on the other hand, is listed at 36/6, but iLounge got an amazing 42:29/7:59 out of it last year. So I was hoping a new Zune 160 or something would provide space and last longer.

Am I ever going to watch four hours of video in one day on an mp3 player? Probably not. Still, it seems that the device I was hoping for is not going to exist.

4. I was playing Batman: Arkham Asylum the other night and some parts were getting pretty tedious. I can’t really say what they were without giving away plot points. I still think it’s an awesome game and highliy recommend it, it’s just not as perfect as I was gushing earlier.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Batman: Arkham Asylum is awesome

I’m only 36% of the way in, but so far, Batman: Arkham Asylum is the best single-player video game I’ve played in years. It’s brilliant, it’s fun, and it’s creepy. The game has excellent pacing, good graphics, and awesome sound, and it makes for an incredibly immersive and addictive game. And I’ve been losing sleep because I can’t stop playing it.

The game takes place, predictably, at Arkham Aslyum, which in this game is located on an island. This simple design decision gives the game focus: while you acquire plenty of gadgets, you’re never driving the Batmobile or flying the Batwing (so far, at least). Instead you’re usually moving through a bunch of rooms and a limited set of outdoor areas, trying to sneak around and, when necessary, kick a ton of butt. I love stealth-action games, like Metal Gear Solid and Splinter Cell, and I’m really enjoying the Batman twist on one. You don’t merely sneak around; you can also break up a party of Joker henchmen and take them all out with brute force. You are Batman, after all. The game’s combat system is very fun; it’s just complicated enough that there’s variety, but not so hard that the learning curve hurts the game. It captures the enviable feeling of being Batman. When in rooms full of enemies, a view toggle lets you see their heart rates and emotional states. It is so much fun to go into a room and take guys out, one by one, as the rest of their group becomes progressively more terrified. Nothing beats it. The fighting is so much fun that I’m almost disappointed when I head into a room or hallway and no one is in there waiting for me, because I want the challenge. I haven’t felt that way about a game in years.

Of course, it’s a bit tougher when the bad guys are carrying machine guns; only a couple hits then and you’re out. (And then the Joker or some other villian comes on screen and taunts you.) Fortunately you don’t have to replay large sections of the game over and over; you usually come back in the same room (or just about to enter it) so you can immediately try again. It’s excellent. One nitpick: I played through a tough area one night with a ton of guys you have to fight in it, as well as occasionally-electrified floors. Took me a few tries to figure it out. I waited for what I thought was the Autosave icon before turning off the system, then returned the next day to find my game saved right before the room, meaning I’d lost that victory. I didn’t mind playing it again because the game is a blast, but that shouldn’t have happened.

Seriously, it’s great. I am a big fan of the Metal Gear Solid series and have been looking forward to playing Metal Gear Solid 4 literally for years. MGS4 came in the mail last week the day before Batman did. I still haven’t played it.

Batman has a Teen rating sort of similar to The Dark Knight’s PG-13; it sounds tame, perhaps, but it’s not for kids or even some teenagers. You’ll find and hear recordings of interviews with asylum inmates (Batman villians), and hearing the Joker talk trash can be kind of disturbing. It’s fun when he starts cracking on his own goons when they’re afraid of you, though.

The game is out for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and if you own either system, you owe it to yourself to get this game. The PS3 version lets you play as the Joker, rather than just Batman, in a challenge/practice mode, which I didn’t find to be all that compelling in a few minutes of trying it. The game also comes out for PCs later this month. I love it. Go buy it.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

How I choose to feel is how I am: September is going to rock

September 2009 should feel like one giant party. At least for me. Check out all the awesome stuff to be excited about:

The new, slim PlayStation 3 is officially launched.

Let there be choice! Last week Sony announced a new, slimmer model of the PlayStation 3, which comes with a 120 GB hard drive and retails for $300. It’s already in some stores, but should be out everywhere on the first of the month.

This is fabulous news for anyone who likes video games as much as I do. So far this generation, there has been exactly one choice for the “adult” gamer: the Xbox 360. The PS3, which launched at an unfathomable $600, was just too expensive, and the Wii…well, we all know what happens to Wii players when they turn fourteen. The 360 has a ridiculously good online system (Xbox Live) which is worth every penny of the five thousand they charge you a year for it and, of course, it’s the only system with Halo. It’s awesome. Too bad the hardware is an unreliable piece of crap. Mine, already sent in and repaired once by Microsoft, is starting to give me error messages while starting games, and I fear it’s not long for this world.

The new slim PS3 and its price-cut predecessor change the balance of power. While Microsoft is dropping the price of its 120-gig system to match Sony’s, the PS3 plays many of the same games, but adds  an awesome Blu-Ray player and free online play. Plus it’s built up a solid list of exclusives, like Metal Gear Solid 4. As much as I love the Xbox, if you’re not a Halo nut, it’s now much harder to recommend. As for the Wii, its $250 price tag has now gone from “kind of shocking” to “priced by a supervillian”, and its two-piece controllers cost an insane sixty bucks. It’s totally a unique experience, for sure, but it’s a ripoff. You can’t even watch a DVD on it. Sony’s powerhouse system, which they were losing money on even when it was six hundo, does so much more.

Football’s back!

I’m most excited for the NFL, which kicks off on Thursday the 10th with the Tennessee Titans on the road against the Pittsburgh Steelers. My beloved Denver Broncos will be awful this year, but at least they were considerate enough to end the suspense months ago. I’ll consider every win this year a gift and a blessing.

It’s fine, though, because I’m ready to go back to being a fan of the whole league. I’d been slipping out of the League’s loving embrace for a few years, and last year, after I “quit” Hole Punch Sports, I was completely burned out on sports in general. But something about this year has me excited. I don’t know if it’s the familiar faces in new places, like Brett Favre and Michael Vick, or the return of Tom Brady, or just the hole in my heart every time the sport has been out of my life too long, but I can’t wait to go nuts on the NFL this year.

There’s a hidden upside, too: last weekend, while choosing Madden teams with an older brother (this year’s Madden is great fun, by the way), we realized how many teams there are in the league we hate. It’s great to see your team win. But it’s almost as fun to see your enemies lose. And I don’t just mean the Raiders, but the Chiefs, the Chargers, the Manning brothers, the Cowboys, the other team from New York, the Jaguars, the unwilling ingestion of so many NFC East games, the Ravens…the list goes on and on. Maybe one of them will win the title this year, but I’ll rejoice when all the others falter.

And oh, by the way, there’s this little thing called college football, too. And this year, they’ve got Labor Day weekend all to themselves. What Mormon isn’t looking forward, one way or the other, to the opening week BYU-Oklahoma matchup?

New iPod Day, plus the Zune HD

Every September Apple announces its new iPod lineup for the holiday season. I love iPods and I love the day they come out. But this year I’m most excited that they’re getting some awesome-looking competition, namely Microsoft’s Zune HD.

The Zune HD is Microsoft’s answer to the iPod touch, which I don’t think all that highly of. So why am I excited? Well, the screen’s supposed to be great, it’s got a web browser, and the Zune platform actually has some cool features the iPod doesn’t, like the ability to sync wirelessly. The biggest reason I want a Zune, though, is the Zune Pass: a $14.99 monthly subscription service that lets you download all the songs you want from the Zune Marketplace. This is so cool. Think of a band you like; instantly start downloading their entire catalog. Like all music subscription services, if you stop playing the monthly fee, you can’t play your music anymore. Except the Zune Pass also lets you keep ten MP3s every month. So if you buy that much music anyway (especially if you buy exactly ten songs a month now), it’s an awesome bargain: only a few bucks more for unlimited songs. I really want to try this out.

New Pearl Jam album, Backspacer, comes out

September is already guaranteed to be awesome but I’m not close to done. Pearl Jam, my favorite band, is coming out with a new album, too, slated for release on Sunday the 20th. Target is their exclusive major retail partner, but the music will also be available in smaller stores and on iTunes. The promotion of the upcoming release has, to me, been executed perfectly. Slowly but surely they’ve been releasing things, like videos on YouTube, pictures from their concert tour, and their incredible first single, “The Fixer”. I’ve learned a lot of this from their feed on Twitter, which is perfect for stuff like this. If you like the group, you may enjoy a cool making-of video a friend steered me towards.

House (or your favorite show) returns

I can’t wait for House to come back on the air. If you like the show and watched last year, you might find this preview intriguing. If you don’t like spoilers (of last year), don’t watch it. I’m stoked to see how the new direction of the show works out.

But maybe you prefer, say, The Office. No worries; that’ll be back, too, on Thursday the 17th.

New Halo game!

The new Halo game, Halo 3: ODST, comes out Tuesday the 22nd, and it looks awesome. Originally conceived as an expansion of the original Halo 3, ODST adds a cool new multiplayer mode to the original Halo 3’s excellent online game, as well as a new campaign, where you play as a Marine, rather than the Master Chief. I am so excited for this. Halo games are usually good enough to last even if they were the only game you owned. Even if this one’s sort of a supplement, I can’t wait to spend a few more hours fighting through the Halo universe.

The Rockies’ stretch run

The Colorado Rockies have already had a pretty remarkable season since switching to new manager Jim Tracy. They’ve just lost their second in a row to the Dodgers, but look like a playoff team that could be heading for a 2007-like run.

My biggest regret in 2007 was not following the Rockies earlier, though I’m not sure I would have wanted to. This year’s team has been getting better and better for months and is revving up the bandwagon at a more palatable pace. I don’t know what will happen in the playoffs, but even if they miss out or lose in the first round, it’s great to have an awesome baseball team again.

So, see? September is going to rule.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

The best gets (mostly) better: two weeks with the iPhone 3GS

So about, uh, two weeks ago, I picked up an iPhone 3GS at a local AT&T store. How insanely popular is this device? Well, I went to an AT&T store because I was still annoyed at being barred from entering an Apple Store on launch day when I wouldn’t agree in the mall corridor to buy the phone. Since the best I could do then was offer that I would probably buy it, but that I wanted to see it first, the kindly Store personnel and the security behind them would not let me pass. The whole thing was funny to me because cell phones are hardly the most expensive thing Apple sells; but I was told that even with these measures, there were 30-minute delays for the people inside who had already committed to purchasing the device. Good times.

AT&T gets a bad rap, and sometimes that’s deserved, but I was in and out of their store in moments. The whole purchasing process is kind of funny; they handed me my new phone, now active, but still with the plastic wrap clinging around it. I was told the data plan would activate on my phone within five minutes of purchase; I saw the “3G” appear on my screen before I even hit the door on my way out. I threw the phone (a white, 16-gig model) back in the box for the ride home. Since then, I’ve been putting it through its paces, deciding whether I want to keep it, and here’s what I’ve found:

The good

Headphone jack: My “old” phone was the O.G. iPhone, which has a standard-sized but recessed headphone jack. iPod headphones, with their tiny connectors, plug in easily, but many headphones won’t without an adaptor. I think I’ve bought about four of those adaptors. They’re annoying and easy to lose. No need for them now with the 3GS’ flush headphone jack. Plus, at work, I’m frequently testing audio connections, so being able to plug any mini cable into my phone is incredibly convenient.

3G: I might be nuts, but I could swear that the longer I’ve had my O.G., the worse AT&T’s normal voice network and EDGE data network (which is to say, not the 3G they’re pushing on newer models) have performed. In my wildest pre-purchase dreams, a 3G iPhone would switch seamlessly between the two depending on which gave me the best reception. And that’s exactly how it works. I almost always have three or more bars of reception, and I have yet to have a phone call where it was particularly difficult to understand the other person, something that happened from time to time on the O.G. (Of course, it doesn’t hurt that a recent Times article scared me straight on talking while driving.) Phone calls over 3G seem to sound slightly clearer, but most of the improvement can be credited to having good signal strength more often. The phone even held up like a champ during a brutal argument I had on the walk in to work the other day, exactly the kind of talk where I would have had to “what?” a few times on the old phone.

And that’s not even touching on the data speeds offered over 3G, which freaking rock if you have a good signal. Hole Punch Sports loads in seconds. E-mail seems instant, and fast even with pictures attached. I now often find myself listening to the Pandora app in my car, and it’s honestly only a little slower than using Pandora on a desktop PC. It’s a very nice option to have. I was mostly satisfied with the EDGE speeds I was getting on the old phone, especially since I can use the faster Wi-Fi at home and work, but 3G is a nice bump.

Faster chips/more memory: The iPhone 3GS has a faster processor than its predecessor, and supposedly has twice as much RAM as Apple’s first two phones. It is a noticeable but small increase in responsiveness for the most part, but a few changes stand out. First, you can open multiple browser tabs in Safari and flip between them without the pages having to reload as often; they almost always had to reload when flipping through tabs on my old phone. Second, you can correct mistakes more quickly; if you accidentally hit the wrong app you can hit the home button and quit it almost instantly, which is lovely. And third, the keyboard lag I found myself battling more frequently with the iPhone OS 3.0 update on my old phone is pretty much gone. That said, I hope Apple can optimize the 3.0 firmware more for older phones because that lag’s annoying.

Camera: The still camera has one more megapixel (3 total) than older iPhones, but also adds an autofocus feature. You simply tap on the screen in the camera app on the object you want to focus on, and it adjusts. It also adjusts the white balance, which seems to have a bigger impact on many images. In any event, having already taken hundreds of pictures on my old iPhone, the improvement is very welcome. (I don’t have any samples to put up since I’m not sure people want random pictures of themselves on my blog, but you can find side-by-side examples of the improvement on many sites, including the fantastic iLounge.)

The camera also does video, at 640 by 480 resolution at 30 frames per second. The quality is pretty good, and the microphone picks up sound better than I expected. So far I’ve mostly just used it to make people around me really self-conscious.

Improved location stuff: The iPhone 3GS includes GPS, which Apple first introduced on the 3G. My first-generation iPhone could determine its location by triangulating from various wireless networks, and would generally give me a circle of a few blocks including my location. That was, honestly, almost always good enough, though while driving in unfamiliar locations a few times it lead to confusion. GPS is more accurate, natch, though while indoors once it showed me to be somewhere I wasn’t (though I was pretty close to there). The phone also includes a digital compass, and can rotate your Google Maps to face the direction in which you’re holding the phone. I navigated around Manhattan with my brother last summer just fine without this feature, though of course it’s better to have than not.

The same

There are many things which haven’t changed on the iPhone, but which are too awesome to ignore. My favorite feature is probably Visual Voicemail, which shows your voicemails in a list, labeled with either a phone number or the name of the caller, if you have the number in your contacts. You just tap a message to hear it, which beats calling in and dialing through menus by a country mile. I wish I’d had this a few years ago, when my church responsibilities meant I got a lot of calls and short voice messages from people I’d only need to speak to briefly.

The App Store, featured in countless commercials over the last year, still offers tens of thousands of programs. Most of my favorites just end up being information you could look up on the Web packaged more conveniently, like say the New York Times app, but I also like a few games and the option to download the Dictionary.com dictionary straight onto my phone.

Apple’s built-in programs, like Safari and Mail, are wonderful, but I’m also a fan and devout user of the unsung ones. I like the Notes app a lot and use it for everything from shopping lists to work reminders. The countdown timer on Clock is something I use everyday; certainly it beats racing across the apartment to shut off the oven timer. Calendar went from convenient and easy to downright indispensable once Google started offering free over-the-air syncing to Google Calendar. The threaded view for text messaging, which makes texting look more like an instant messaging window where the conversation goes back and forth, is a small bonus that I’d never want to do without. The iPod is of course outstanding, too; portable video is almost comfortable on the 3.5” screen.

Oh, and the one thing I adore about AT&T is having rollover minutes.

The bad

3G data plans: The original iPhone mandated a $20/month data plan when used on AT&T. That included unlimited web and data as well as 200 text messages (or five bucks worth). The 3G iPhones require a $30/month data plan than includes no texts. Particularly if you get a texting plan, you can see how things get more expensive in a hurry. I sort of dodge a bullet on this because I should get a discount through my work. Since AT&T didn’t offer plan discounts on the first-gen iPhone, I should only end up paying like two bucks more per month, though they didn’t apply the discount on my first bill (yes, I am working on this). [Correction: the discount was already on first bill, but so was a nearly-equivalent upgrade fee I didn't know I'd be paying.]

Battery life: One small improvement Apple made on the 3GS is the ability to turn on a battery percentage indicator, an option that has turned me into a neurotic mess. I’m constantly calculating in my mind that, if my last phone call took 12% of my battery, how much longer will my phone last? Yeah, I got issues.

Two features use up battery particularly quickly: video recording and 3G, especially 3G phone calls. Judging from the percentages I think I’d get three hours or so of talk time over a 3G network. I can remember talking once on my first-gen iPhone for three hours in a row and using maybe half the battery. As it is, I use my phone for a few calls and texts every day, plus a lot of data over Wi-Fi, which uses less power than cell network data. My old phone could often get seven or so hours of this kind of use without needing a charge, meaning I could use it a lot; the 3GS tends to last more like five or six hours. That may not sound like a huge difference, but it’s noticeable, and makes me less willing to rely on the device as an iPod and a phone, something I did frequently with my first gen. I have a nearly-dimensionless iPod nano that holds all my music, so this isn’t necessarily a dealbreaker for me personally, but it makes the device a bit less cool. So far I have always made it through the day without recharging, though it has been close a couple times.

I would also say my first-gen’s battery was a champ while travelling a few times last year, though perhaps the 3GS would do similarly if I switch the 3G off. (Not sure, though, because I haven’t had the willpower to leave it off for a full day; it seems to do better without 3G, but not dramatically so.)

At home I get good reception either way, so I will probably just turn off 3G when I’m home or when I know I’m going to be on a long phone call and be fine in the long run. Of course, if you could swap the battery this would be no big deal, and I really wish you could, but you can’t.

Durability: One thing I don’t like about the iPhone is that it still feels just a touch too precious in your hand. When I got home from that AT&T store, I immediately applied a screen protector film and put my phone in a case.

My first-gen phone stood up to some abuse; I didn’t have a case or cover for months, and it was nearly spotless until one day I accidentally dropped it screen-first on a table corner and got a nice little scratch. Nothing ridiculous, but it is noticeable. The very next day it slipped out of my pocket onto the tile floor of my office and got a couple more scratches on it. That’s when I started using a screen protector and a case. I’ve gone through a couple screen protectors since but haven’t done any more damage to the screen. The 3GS has a new coating on the screen which is intended to prevent smudging from your fingers and face, but this is useless to me because I plan to have a protector on it at all times. I couldn’t even tell you what the new screen feels like.

Anyway, my first-gen never stopped working great, but the general feel of the iPhone (like the 3GS’s plastic shell and the non-removable battery) make you sort of hope to take care of it well enough to last you through your contract. You can shell out for an AppleCare extended warranty but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t cover losing or dropping your phone, so I didn’t bother.

So, those are my thoughts. Overall I think this is the best phone going, especially for me, so I’ll probably hang onto it, though I have another week and a half to do a return. I’ve been intrigued by many other phones lately, especially the Palm Pre and the HTC Hero, but so far nothing else has caught my eye quite like the iPhone, despite a few drawbacks.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Europe ain’t my rope to swing on

You know what’s ridiculous? Freaking Europe. The European Commission has been hassling Microsoft over bundling Internet Explorer with Windows, an issue the U.S. dealt with, oh, a decade ago, when it might have actually been a problem. (The United States vs. Microsoft trial was settled in 2002; Microsoft was required to share information about Windows to help competitors. More info on Wikipedia.)

In the U.S. the question was whether the company was illegally leveraging its dominant position in personal computer operating systems into a dominant position in web browsers. Europe, however, has gone after Microsoft for things like their server products and Windows Media Player. Seriously, they made versions of Windows XP and Vista for Europe (called the N-editions) that were exactly the same as Windows everywhere else, except they didn’t come with Windows Media Player, just to appease the Euros. These sold alongside normal Windows. (As you can imagine, the crippled products went just gangbusters in the marketplace.) Besides, it’s Media Player! They’re really fighting the good fight across the Atlantic; I’m sure the inclusion of Media Player on Windows is the reason Apple has had such a hard time getting anyone to use iTunes, right?

Anyway, like the N-editions, Microsoft planned to offer Windows 7 E-editions to Europe; these would be Windows, except without Internet Explorer. I absolutely loved this idea. You guys don’t like IE? Fine, now you’ll never see it. Oh, and good luck downloading Opera without having a web browser in the first place, morons.

The Commission wasn’t very fond of this idea, suggesting instead that Microsoft should offer users a list of web browser choices to choose from. In other words, it wouldn’t be good enough for Microsoft to lose its home-field advantage; they also had to start including their competitors’ products within their own product. That is seriously one of the most absurd things I have ever heard, though I guess it falls in line with Europe’s goals for big businesses.

Unfortunately, Microsoft’s counter-proposal, released Friday, is not only to go ahead with this, but also to offer that choice through Windows Update to users of Windows XP and Vista. So if you bought a PC seven years ago but never learned enough about it to figure out installing new programs, well, today’s your lucky day. This is the definition of ridiculousness, but I can hardly blame Microsoft. Europe has much less fear of throwing its bureaucratic weight around and levying hefty fines than it does of competition.

The other reason this is stupid is: get with the times! Millions of people use Firefox by now, and with broadband access it takes, what, a minute tops for someone to switch browsers? Do they not have high-speed in Europe? Or will they find out, after all these maneuverings, that perhaps their continent’s best product in the area (the innovative Opera) just isn’t compelling for most people? I’ll bet on the latter.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Got a new computer

Last weekend I finally got around to doing something I’d wanted to do for a long time: I built myself a new computer, which I’d never done before. It was awesome, and it freakin’ worked, so here’s how it went down.

Over the last year or so I had noticed my old eMachines (a T2858, now with several upgrades) was slowing down severely. The worst culprit was iTunes, which sucked because I use two iPods on a regular basis and am frequently loading new podcasts and songs onto them. Plus there was some problem with the drivers where after I’d plugged in an iPod once or twice, it would no longer recognize anything I plugged in to a USB port, so I was constantly restarting the thing to reset the count. I eventually completely reinstalled Windows and everything, which took hours, but the drivers worked fine…until the next tiny update to iTunes a couple weeks later, when it all went right back to being awful again. Thanks, Apple! That was frustrating. Plus some video-streaming sites, like the NBC Olympics site and the incomparable Hulu, were getting choppy. Clearly it was time for an upgrade.

So for Christmas I asked everyone for cash and was getting ready to make the move. But in January Microsoft came out with a free beta version of Windows 7, which I started using on a computer at work, and it is awesome. So good, in fact, that I refused to buy a copy of the inferior XP or Vista to hold me over, since I knew I’d be getting 7 the day it comes out. On June 26, Microsoft started offering free upgrades to 7 with some new PCs and some new copies of Vista. All right, that’s good enough.

A couple days later I ordered everything, and it all arrived last Thursday in two boxes.

The large box is my case, an Antec Three Hundred, and everything else is in that other one. Pity the poor girl at my apartment complex who carried it all out at once to me (the UPS tracker put the case box at 19 lbs. and the other at 14). Here’s what was in the other box:


See that wad of packing wrap? That’s my hard drive. You know, the thing that holds all my songs and family pictures and everything that actually matters about a computer. But it survived the shipping process just fine. I had nothing else to do that night, which was great, so I dove in.

The first thing you do is open up the case and install the motherboard. Mine’s an Asus M4A78 Plus, and it’s awesome: supports two graphics cards, up to 16 gigs of RAM, and the latest AMD processors. It also has 9 USB 2.0 ports on the back, which is good because I ran out of USBs on my old PC, but also bad. See, there’s a small panel on the back of the case for the ports, which didn’t match up with my motherboard. That’s okay because the board comes with a panel of its own. But it had these tiny little metal tabs around most of the ports, and I couldn’t figure out if they were supposed to go around the ports, or to the side of them, or what. They had a little spring to them that was pushing the board away from the case. Google wasn’t much help, either. I ended up pulling them all off, which took a while, and I plunged the next-to-penultimate one into my thumb, which bled like crazy. But that ended up being the hardest part of the whole job. Once the tabs were off it was easy to clip the panel to the case and slide the motherboard into the right place.


While I was struggling with the board’s back panel, I decided to put the processor in the board before installing it in the case. For the processor I got an AMD Phenom II X3 710, a triple-core processor that runs at 2.6 GHz. Newegg had it for just $99, which was twenty bucks cheaper than their lowest-priced Intel Core 2 Duo. Perhaps from my days as an old Apple guy, I’ve never really liked Intel, and felt like supporting the underdog anyway. For the price this AMD can’t be beat, and it’s handled everything I’ve thrown at it with ease (more on that later). Also, installing a processor is crazy easy; you just lift this arm off the board, drop the processor into the pins, and then push the arm back down, which takes a little more pressure than you might think.

Once you have the board in the right place, you just screw it down into some standoffs with screws that came with the case…easy as cake.


Next I started installing the other components: the power supply, the drives, and the RAM. I got a 530W Rosewill power supply, a 640-gig Western Digital hard drive (I’m only using like one hundred of that, but it was only ten bucks more than a 320 GB drive), and 4 gigs of Kingston RAM. I always use Kingston. For some reason Newegg was out of stock on most of its DVD burners, but my old computer was willing to go under the knife to give the new guy his. Prepping for surgery, with the old fella on the left:


The last piece  was the graphics card, a 512 MB HIS Radeon HD 4670. The video card alone on this computer has as much memory as my whole old computer did when I got it…I love progress. Anyway, it’s sort of a mid-ish-range card for games, but accelerates HD video playback quite nicely. I didn’t want to go all out on the GPU now because I care about exactly one upcoming PC game, StarCraft 2, and don’t know yet what kind of card that will need. I’ll worry about an upgrade later if I need to. High-end cards usually require their own connector straight to the power supply and a lot of space. This one doesn’t need a power connector, but it’s still massive. It’s the blue card & fan set-up. You can also see the motherboard under it, the huge heatsink and fan on top of the processor, the RAM just to the right of the CPU, and the DVD drive and hard drive mounted in the case, with the solid black power supply at the bottom:


With everything in place, I started hooking the wires together. I’ve upgraded a lot of computer components over the years, but never really done this part, so I was slightly worried. This was way easier than I’d expected; the connectors are all different enough that you can tell what matches with what. Plus the case has space to the side of the hard drive bays (see above) you can route cables through and tie them up in, which is very nice. I got it all plugged in, carried it over to my desk, said a little prayer, and hit the power button. Thankfully, it turned right on.

The last step was installing Windows (in this case, the 64-bit Vista Home Premium edition) and the rest of my software and files. The first time I booted up Windows, it sucked, because it didn’t have a driver for anything. Thus my network connection felt slow, my video was stuck on a low resolution, etc., etc. Fortunately I could install the drivers off the motherboard and graphics card discs. Wish I had done this before I connected to the Internet for the first time, because it had already started downloading Windows updates as well. So when I had to reboot for all the changes to take effect, I had to wait forever for those Windows updates to finish. The next time I started it up, though, everything ran great.

So does it solve my problems?

64-bit iTunes runs beautifully. My nano now syncs in like three seconds flat. The first couple times I checked on it, I was like, what do you mean it’s done already? The iPhone still takes a couple minutes (does a complete backup & then syncs a bunch of stuff each time) but at least it’s all super reliable now. I was annoyed that iTunes on Windows had slowed down so much over the years, and thought maybe Apple was up to something sinister, but I’m very pleased now. And forget the conspiracy theories, because I like iTunes on Windows way more than Microsoft Office on the Mac. (Then again, I didn't even like Office on Windows until version 2007 anyway.)

The video? That’s a breath of fresh air, too. Flash video, such as the kind used on YouTube and Hulu, is almost entirely CPU-dependent. So I just wanted to make sure I could make Hulu high-res and full-screen, and it worked great. Later I decided to really crank it up. I started a Daily Show episode on Hulu, which of course was fine. Then I opened up a 720p Windows Media-format Halo 3 trailer, and that ran fine at the same time. Then I started streaming a 1080p Star Trek trailer off of Apple’s site. Three videos, two streaming, and once the Star Trek one buffered and started playing I checked and my CPU was only running at 40%. I then started Windows Flip 3D, a feature of Vista and 7 and  an Exposé-ripoff that lets you cycle through your open windows in a three-dimensional view. So I started flipping through all of these and all the videos and sound were playing perfectly smoothly.


So yeah. It’s good enough for me. Also, Vista works fine on this thing; I’ve never seen it use so much as two gigs of RAM, and it’s been very stable once it was all set up. So, yeah. That’s my new PC.